Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”
"Dad she’s gonna notice that you dyed my hair neon pink"
"not if you wear a hat"
phoebejtonkin: Wife for life @iheartcarlsjr #comiccon #fayana
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever
Adding some pattern to my wardrobe with muh fav @adidasoriginals #adidasoriginals
You don’t even understand.
it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird
Unfortunately my voice is the most attractive part of me.
To look at, that is.
no matter what girl you are you’re lying if you haven’t thought you were a michael girl at least once a week